i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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