you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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