do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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