the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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