Having a random hookup so left but love u
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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