My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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