For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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