Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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