I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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