We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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