I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Randomize
