the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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