when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
We were destined to go to rehab together
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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