I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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