You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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