i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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