I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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