So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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