I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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