: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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