Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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