Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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