How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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