I looked at my own cervix.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
