no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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