I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
how does that bad decision feel?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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