I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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