Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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