If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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