I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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