I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I think i got beer on your cat.
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