Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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