I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She's the barista slut.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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