What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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