So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she looked like the before picture.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Randomize
