The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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