Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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