Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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