it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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