Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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