so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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