someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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