I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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