guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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