Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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