Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
