Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
