DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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