Me too!
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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