It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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