i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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