grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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