Having a random hookup so left but love u
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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